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Pastor Heals People By Farting The ‘Holy Spirit’On Their Faces

A South African pastor claims that he can heal people by farting on their faces.

Chris Penelope, a self proclaimed man of God, has been photographed sitting on top of peoples faces and farting on them.

How does it work? Penelope says he just has to fart on their heads near their nostrils to release the holy spirit. He also claims that his farts can perform miracles.

How is the fart miracle business working out for him? Well, at one of his seminars there were dozens of people waiting to receive the holy farts onto their faces. Some people have had to wait up to two months to meet with Penelope to get farted on. Others don’t get to meet with him, but collect his farts in containers to take with them.

Dozens of professionals wait to receive the sacred fart on their faces so that it could help their businesses flourish and hopefully become wealthy. It’s said lengthy queues are routine as folks line up to obtain their blessings via Penelope’s anointed broken wind flowering from his rear end which is presumed to be a wondrous bowl of great things and prosperity.

Some enterprisers wait two months for the pastor to fart the Holy Ghost on their faces so that they may begin winning bids again. An ex-member testified the majority of the individuals pay a hefty fee to collect the hindquarters fragrance in containers to smell always when they attend business deals and affairs.

A 40-year-old woman also said she has stopped attending church, adding: “That’s not what I signed for. I needed prayers not fart.”

Many other pastors have condemned what Penelope has reportedly been doing, saying even if he’s not farting on people, he shouldn’t be sitting on them anyway.

According to The Daily Sun, Pastor Jacob Sibiya from Kagiso said: “This is wrong. Nowhere does God say sit on people and they will be healed.

“Pastors should practice what’s in the Bible, not what they think is in there.”

Bishop Miso Mabunda from Meadowlands also said: “These are exactly the deeds the Bible warned us against.

“It said that at the end of the world, there’d be people who’d do things that will shock us.

“My advice will be for people to make their ways right with the Lord for the end is near.”

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